PEOPLE, STOP TALKING ABOUT MY GREEN HAIR!
I know guys, what a spontaneous, blow-up for an introduction… but you can’t blame me when I’ve had a gajillion people yap-yap-yap to me about it! Even nosy strangers can’t keep their mouths shut. But it’s fine, I love the attention. I’m gonna tell you all, and HOPEFULLY everyone who saw my green hair today why exactly I have this - neon green hair.
So, a little while before I got my beautiful anteater hyperfixation, I really loved nature. I went out everyday, tortured every insect by feeding them so much sugar water… so much so the bug itself - no matter what bug - couldn’t fly or move because they digested so much. Yeah, not really a good look on me when I think about it now. It’s just because I loved them so much!
The thing is, my favourite colour was green. Green grass, green leaves, anything that contained chlorophyll. I guess that’s where caterpillars get so green from…
So I’ve always had the fantasy of having neon green hair. Every day in preschool, I’d never pay attention to my ABCs and 123s to daydream about how people would react if I dyed my hair. Like, “Oh! That girl's hair is so green, it reminds me of grass.” Yes, I want to associate my hair with grass. It’s why my now legal name is Trawa Ruoho (read: grass grass)
So, green was my previous hyperfixation before anteaters ever were! It doesn’t mean anteaters aren’t my favourite of all time, I just didn’t discover them that early…
Anyways! I hope you guys enjoyed my… rather bitterful complaint about other people sticking their nose into my hair. I’ll see you on the next blog. That is, if I ever post one again…
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